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Revolutionary Science ([personal profile] paradigm_shift) wrote2019-05-31 11:30 pm

Resident Evil 1: Let's watch 6: Answers! I am horribly, horribly lost. Geography is the WORST

Disclaimer: I sort of know what’s going on with RE 1, given what’s been memed or seeped into pop culture. Typos will abound, and I likely won’t fix them. I don’t know if I’ll do the ‘ask questions about future events mere moments before they happen’ bit again, but it may.

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Video 18 [10 minutes]
I know the elevators and door opening screens are loading screens, they're neat to look at

not more puppies bad dogs

back and forth to open the sewer grate, we know where we're headed next!

and who's this guy she runs into again? are they going to go off together? is this a group thing? agter so mucy solo time?
They're going to follow the voice!

it's Barry! I can't recognize faces, let alone pixels

what is that sewer creature? did we see those guys before? Are those the same guys?

Hello Enrico, nice to meet you, why are you pointing a gun at us? Please put it down, we come in peace.

And he gets shot as he tries to reveal why they were sent to this mansion.

I repeat: the one hting I learned about from this video game. Umbrella is Big Pharma. Big Pharma has the ethics and morals or a slimy toed newt, and that's a slur to the newt

why are they both looking atht he body so hard? figure out where the bullet came from maybe?

And Jill decides to wander off while Barry stays with Enrico
+1 Crank, is it the sam as the other one?

Oh, hey, those things seem froggier than the ones we saw in the mansion, and bigger too.

how good are generators against getting dap? because now I'm wondering about workplace safety
not that Umbrella would care.

anywya, she finds first aid spray in the genrator room and we return to Enrico and Barry. (Too late for the former)

Apparently, he has a parting gift. Bullets.

Goodbye Enrico, I hardly knew you, Jill did though. And Barry, which is why Barry will stay

Video 19 [10 minutes]
I didn't mention, but the paint job of those doors look great from a distance.
Just rust when up close

I shouldn't want to scream swiper no swiping at each andevery one of those frog things. But i do, because they just keep getting up and swiping at Jill when she goes past.

in terms of enemy movement, the programming of the time is limited, but iffective.

the crank is sort of... inceptioning up the place. What with the hallway turning, how is that floor different from the walls? or was it completing the tunnel?

and then runaway rock? This is like some terrible movie set gone wrong!

And now there's a frog monster following her :(

New area! New area!

NO NO NO BAD MUSIC OH NO I AM NOT READY

IT'S A GIANT SPIDER

ick why

also the next room is covered in webs, but it looks like someone was horrifically sick all over the place. Like I would be had I been in Jill's shoes

Just imagine it, that thick, clinging web/thready fibre. kajefoijrehfr NOPE

So no road, and... bloody darker wall? I would leave too, ngl

inventory managnement hasn't gotten any better, from what I've seen of newer RE games, just prettier

and herbs are always lovely, they don't want to tell you what's really in it, so it's just called generic herb! No branding

lbr, there are just some places you expect snakes to drop from. and this is just one of htem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2e3wVhMyXY">Video 20 [10 min]

Oh hey, I notice a difference in one of the walls this time! A hole, that can be a tunnel! Maybe it's not because she doesn't use it? and instead goes and sets off the rock again. Because why not? Easiest way to make more holes in the wall.

Nice! Map! Dora Dora, Dora the explorer! You can tell I'm starting to get cabin fever from these walls and halls and doors.

The red isn't blood, it's a lift! Even though we climbed down via a ladder he last time

who wants to play Clue in this bloody mansion? you know, if it wasn't full of viral zombies and mutations

I wasn't wrong it was a tunnel, it just wasn't time yet, I guess?

ANother sliding gargoyle puzzle, is she trying to put it in a specific spot? what's with the wall? and needing to crank it in and out if you just push it more afterwards?

Doom book 2. What a good bedtime story. Or part 2 of a hidden cache of medals.

.... the fountain wasn't a fountain? what in the nine hells?

Why am I still surprised at the architecture of this place?

Those doors are funky! Whoosh~

Down the hidden ladder we go.

zombies are now back. (Back in black)

Video 21 [10 minutes]
I feel like Gandalf when he says 'I have no memory of this place' because I don't think we've seen this area before? But I am not sure anymore

John, that's a shitty request. understandable, but still shitty

Poor Ada Hope she made it out.

now we wonder if any of these zombies are named john

except there are many and they're naked besides the blood

looking at all this, don't you wish you had a hazmat suit? or at least a respirator and face shield so all the aerosolized whatever doesn't potentially spread, but that probably isn't a consideration


Umbrella is Big Pharma

the keyboard is in Alphabetical order with no punctuation, but from a distance, it looks like a qwerty

anyway, doors are unlocked! we can go more places

the zombies are becoming more and more basic? I guess these were the earlier test subjects vs accidental exposure that happened later

Read all the things!

security team is pretty decimated, apparently. and leaks are NOT allowed. (of info, that is. Water and other fluids are free to flow)

The dogs are called Cerberus? haha neptune for the shark. though hunter, not sure where to place that particular name given the greek/roman god relations of the previous two. All these things have names????

oh hey tyrant. that's someone we haven't met.

and hey, doesn't that man in the picture look familiar?

Push all the things!

Video 22 [10 minutes]
well well well, now that fax is revealing. why wasn't it destroyed as asked? Someone fudged up

also the poster is in poor taste for a 'professional' setting

why useful - the whole this item is useless now, discard it message is pretty meta

the double lab doors? reminds me of Dr Doom's mask. must be the green glow

you know, I still have a couple of those tube monitors sitting around collecting dust from the 80s to 90s.

computers and tech really has evolved fast in the last 3 decades or so.

sorry, distracted. But all this work to get to a vent? I think? it looks like Jill could fit into the crawl space

air shaft leads to a bunch of bodies? at least they seem to be permanently dead? unlike the other 'dead' we've seen

also why do people leave the passwords just lying around? security sucks. (Spends next 10 minutes trying to make up a password that will satisfy all a websites' parameters and be easy to remember yet difficult to guess)

Oops, forgot that zombie was there.

Nom time.

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