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paradigm_shift) wrote2019-04-26 09:52 pm
paradigm_shift) wrote2019-04-26 09:52 pm
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Resident Evil 1: Let's watch I ranted. Sorry. Part 4
Disclaimer: I sort of know what’s going on with RE 1, given what’s been memed or seeped into pop culture. Typos will abound, and I likely won’t fix them. I don’t know if I’ll do the ‘ask questions about future events mere moments before they happen’ bit again, but it may.
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can you tell where i spaced out and then tuned back in really, really suddenly? anyway, work tomorrow, bed now.
Video 13 [ 10 min ]
Researcher’s will…. That is pretty damn grim though defs not the first time I’ve seen that choice made
Also the insect collection is kind of cool?
Ah yes, stacking things. Because autostack isn’t a thing yet, I’m so happy that was eventually programmed into video games
Another piano!
But it’s a trap, because the bug-snake is back! And this time it’s gone through some serious flames to reach jill (having come out of the fireplace and all)
Is it hybrid with something? The green spray is …. Also it decomposes super quick leaving a stain, and a hole that it broke through the linoleum.
Go down?
By herself?
Dangling from a rope?
Alas, good sense, no one ever knew you
Oh, he dropped the other end down there
And wants to find another rope to join her?
What’s he going to tie it to? The piano?
Did you know that at the end of a day in the life band there’s a falling piano? Or it certainly sounds like there could’ve been one
Ahhh, she gets to climb up again instead. Sensible! And yeah barry, sit down, who knows what you’ve been getting up to offscreen, between timely rescues
Video 14 [ 10 minutes ]
The little green gremlin monsters screech terribly, and there are either very many of them, or one persistant little bugger who WILL not lie down and leave things alone
Was there something under the stairs? Harry? Is that you?
Those neon bulbs sure are something!
X day? Oh who left their secret evil plans lying around? That’s a big whoopsie, since someone from STARs just stumbled across them, and by stumbled, I mean searched a hunting trophy room top to bottom to discover the papers
The “eyeball” glints in low light and you’ll just dig it right out, it’s a gem, but great. Just great
Also this isn’t really a controlled experiment is it? There is a small sample group, their techniques vary, and they are blind to what you want them to achieve
THIS IS A BADLY DESIGNED EXPERIMENT
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
WHAT ARE YOUR SECONDARY SOURCES ON WHICH YOU ARE BASING YOUR EXPERIMENT? FANTASY WILD CAGE MATCHES? NATURE CLAW AND FURY?
HOW DO YOU REPEAT THIS?
AND EVEN IF THIS IS A CASE STUDY – which it qualifies as – EXACTLY HOW WIDELY APPLICABLE IS IT TO OTHER SCIENCE-BEINGS
THIS WILL NEVER GET REFERENCED IN OTHER PAPERS, EXCEPT AS A WARNING, AND POSSIBLY AN ETHICS VIOLATION CASE
AND THEREFORE, IN A PUBLISH OR PERISH WORLD, YOU SHALL PERISH IN FLAMES AND INFAMY ONLY TO BE RESURRECTED BY THE MORALESS CORPORATIONS WITH TOO MUCH MONEY TO WASTE
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET FUNDING FOR THIS? ISN’T IT A DRAIN IN COMPANY RESOURCES? THE FINANCIERS WOULD’VE CUT YOU OFF AGES AGO, UNLESS SOMETHING ATE THEM, OR THEY WERE THREATENED TO AN INCH OF THEIR LIFE
BUT THEN YOU STILL HAVE TO FIGHT THE BANKERS
what the hell, what else would I expect from a ‘mad’ science group whose biggest goal is probably either world domination, or capitalist tyranny?
HOW RICH IS UMBRELLA?
Oh wait – they’re a pharma company. Big pharma. I remember now. It explains EVERYTHING
fuck insulin prices.
To part 5
I gotta get me some more appropriate icons
Start | Prev
can you tell where i spaced out and then tuned back in really, really suddenly? anyway, work tomorrow, bed now.
Video 13 [ 10 min ]
Researcher’s will…. That is pretty damn grim though defs not the first time I’ve seen that choice made
Also the insect collection is kind of cool?
Ah yes, stacking things. Because autostack isn’t a thing yet, I’m so happy that was eventually programmed into video games
Another piano!
But it’s a trap, because the bug-snake is back! And this time it’s gone through some serious flames to reach jill (having come out of the fireplace and all)
Is it hybrid with something? The green spray is …. Also it decomposes super quick leaving a stain, and a hole that it broke through the linoleum.
Go down?
By herself?
Dangling from a rope?
Alas, good sense, no one ever knew you
Oh, he dropped the other end down there
And wants to find another rope to join her?
What’s he going to tie it to? The piano?
Did you know that at the end of a day in the life band there’s a falling piano? Or it certainly sounds like there could’ve been one
Ahhh, she gets to climb up again instead. Sensible! And yeah barry, sit down, who knows what you’ve been getting up to offscreen, between timely rescues
Video 14 [ 10 minutes ]
The little green gremlin monsters screech terribly, and there are either very many of them, or one persistant little bugger who WILL not lie down and leave things alone
Was there something under the stairs? Harry? Is that you?
Those neon bulbs sure are something!
X day? Oh who left their secret evil plans lying around? That’s a big whoopsie, since someone from STARs just stumbled across them, and by stumbled, I mean searched a hunting trophy room top to bottom to discover the papers
The “eyeball” glints in low light and you’ll just dig it right out, it’s a gem, but great. Just great
Also this isn’t really a controlled experiment is it? There is a small sample group, their techniques vary, and they are blind to what you want them to achieve
THIS IS A BADLY DESIGNED EXPERIMENT
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
WHAT ARE YOUR SECONDARY SOURCES ON WHICH YOU ARE BASING YOUR EXPERIMENT? FANTASY WILD CAGE MATCHES? NATURE CLAW AND FURY?
HOW DO YOU REPEAT THIS?
AND EVEN IF THIS IS A CASE STUDY – which it qualifies as – EXACTLY HOW WIDELY APPLICABLE IS IT TO OTHER SCIENCE-BEINGS
THIS WILL NEVER GET REFERENCED IN OTHER PAPERS, EXCEPT AS A WARNING, AND POSSIBLY AN ETHICS VIOLATION CASE
AND THEREFORE, IN A PUBLISH OR PERISH WORLD, YOU SHALL PERISH IN FLAMES AND INFAMY ONLY TO BE RESURRECTED BY THE MORALESS CORPORATIONS WITH TOO MUCH MONEY TO WASTE
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET FUNDING FOR THIS? ISN’T IT A DRAIN IN COMPANY RESOURCES? THE FINANCIERS WOULD’VE CUT YOU OFF AGES AGO, UNLESS SOMETHING ATE THEM, OR THEY WERE THREATENED TO AN INCH OF THEIR LIFE
BUT THEN YOU STILL HAVE TO FIGHT THE BANKERS
what the hell, what else would I expect from a ‘mad’ science group whose biggest goal is probably either world domination, or capitalist tyranny?
HOW RICH IS UMBRELLA?
Oh wait – they’re a pharma company. Big pharma. I remember now. It explains EVERYTHING
fuck insulin prices.
To part 5